Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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