Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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