I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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