this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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