4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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