i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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