why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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