But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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