I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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