He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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