He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
