how can u be prego again
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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