Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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