i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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