If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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