Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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