Whod you bang
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dicks are not precious.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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