You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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