Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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