it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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