Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
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hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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