so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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