I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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