Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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