yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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