it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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