I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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