theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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