So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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