We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
