Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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