whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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