i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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