He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
How external is "for external use only"?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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