She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i drank out of a bidet.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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