It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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