I cockslap morals
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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