**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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