That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet he comes in French.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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