Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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