MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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