I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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