i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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