The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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