I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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