you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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