stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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