I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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