You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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