quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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