I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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